My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
As an asexual myself I’m generally just really excited about birds
"Ashley this low calorie bread will taste great! It’s nice and soft just how you like it!"
NO MOM. YOU LIED. ITS DRY AND GROSS AND MY SANDWICH TASTES AWFUL
My aunt wonders how she can be fat even though she eats low-calorie bread
(It’s because she eats at McDonald’s almost every day)
Favorite way to cuddle:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
Will you rub my back/neck:
Will you give me a massage:
yes I will play with your hair
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
Nowadays I don’t go swimming on my period but when I was taking lessons I did because there was no way I was missing something I paid good money for and I didn’t want to bother with ”make-up” lessons
And it turned out I can’t wear tampons so sorry YMCA for bleeding in your water :T
A lot of my old friends are drinking alcohol and I’m just like, “I have friends now, it’s cool. We watch movies and chill.”
I don’t have rl friends but I do have alcohol